IRA GOLDMAN (Acountant)
Male, 35-55, is a nebish, shabbily dressed CPA in a coffee-stained shirt and ugly tie, with a cluttered desk in a dreary office.

GRETCHEN (Accountant's Receptionist)
Female, 28-50, nasty receptionist for a shady accoutants office.

MS. LOLA JONES (Patient)
A patient who is waiting to see the doctor who also is a transvestite.

Doctors Office Employee (Voice Over Only)
A woman, 28-55, calling the next patients in to see the doctor.